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Introducing “VERACITY” By Paul Steven Stone Labs. The only vaccination proven up to 95% EFFECTIVE against Donald Trump’s copious lies and dishonest behavior.
Studies have shown that almost 45 percent of America’s adult population is at risk of succumbing to Donald Trump’s outright lies and empty promises. Twice yearly injections of VERACITY should prevent or totally eliminate normal MAGA reactions to Donald Trump’s deceit-permeated behavior.
VERACITY IS TOTALLY EFFECTIVE IN COUNTERACTING:
DONALD’S LIES: Whether he’s claiming to have uplifted more Afro Americans than Abraham Lincoln, insisting the January 6th insurrection was a patriotic field trip or trying to sell a condo with only 1/3 the actual square footage listed on the contract, Donald Trump’s lies are virtually unstoppable. Worse still, they come at you so fast and furious, you are quickly numbed to their audacity and obvious mendacity. Chances are, by the time you realize Trump is telling a lie, he has already buried the original lie under half a dozen new ones.
Now, with our new VERACITY vaccination, Donald’s lies are no longer audible. Through the wonders of modern pharmacology, VERACITY renders its users impervious to Donald’s lies, from the largest honkers to the smallest and whitest of lies. With VERACITY your hearing will suddenly drop out from both ears at the first detection of a Donald Trump falsehood. Gone are all promises of a border wall paid for by Mexico. Never again will you have to listen to Trump’s indignant cries of witch hunts, political persecutions and rigged elections.
During these welcome periods of silence, VERACITY users will have their choice of peaceful classical compositions, courtesy of Amazon Music, to transform Trump’s typically mendacious rants into melodious musical interludes.
DONALD’S GRIFTS AND SWINDLES: Whether it’s a cheap, repurposed naugahyde-covered bible, or gold-foiled basketball sneakers, Donald Trump always has something to sell you. Maybe you’d spend your money on Trump campaign donations which will go straight into attorneys fees, or perhaps a set of digital NFT cards, which are mere comic book illustrations that show Donald as Cowboy, Superman, Rambo or, more true to life, as an accused felon getting his mug shot.
With VERACITY, you will no longer be susceptible to Donald Trump’s vulgar and tasteless sales pitches. Similar to how all sound disappears at the first whisper of a Trump lie, VERACITY shuts off both your eyesight and hearing upon encountering one of Donald’s sales pitches, leaving you impregnable and unreachable as a victim or sales prospect. Unfortunately, it also leaves you totally vulnerable to the dangers of automobile traffic and various other human activities.
For protection at such moments, VERACITY purchasers will receive a placard to hang around their necks declaring, “HELP, DONALD TRUMP LEFT ME DEAF AND BLIND!”
That’s VERACITY from Paul Steven Stone Labs. Two shots in the arm annually and you can live your life in peace once again.
And that’s the truth!